Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book* uh oh *frantically starts flipping through pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

if you have coworkers who aren’t chronically online you can just reuse popular twitter bits and kill. i just murdered with a ‘that’s my quant’ joke

rogan talking about how dumb the stock market and company ownership is might be his worst take in history. there is very good evidence to suggest the principal reason for US economic dominance is access to hyper liquid capital

we should tax DINK’s an extra 10% annually and they can have it back when they have 2 kids

the hyper fascination with Peter Thiel, Elon, Naval is most likely just misplaced yearning for Steve Jobs. Tech simply never recovered after his passing so they look to our current Titans and try to convince themselves they see philosopher’s

espn released a short form video section on their app bro what are we doing

“you’re rich by what you give and poor by what you keep”

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my my mouse broke 10 minutes ago and the replacement i ordered arrives in 55 minutes. buying 1 zillion more shares of amazon this is insane

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s/W8Tm1x0BkL

the one forecast i'm most confident in - within our lifetime we'll see a new axis for division form, politically agnostic A) Make line go up at any cost B) Make line go up if possible C) Line is irrelevant

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can’t believe i scammed a multi-billion dollar international company into paying me for my hobby

escalators, automatic revolving doors don’t have souls, stairs analog revolving doors have souls. i will not elaborate

if i can use lmao at work why can’t i use lfg- literally 1984

https://www.reddit.com/r/PleX/s/edB58TXywh

in a mixture of cultural norms the best does doesn’t prevail, the more dominant simply does. Just bc the low outgroup trust team can scam the high outgroup trust into infinity doesn’t mean the resulting low outgroup trust population is the ideal, best, preferred outcome

i work for a French company and my Phillipino coworker made a January 6th joke after we didn’t win a vote - don’t ever tell me the US isn’t center stage again

if you ever wonder what the high trust society you deserve looks like - go to a moderate/high-end health oriented coffeeshop/restaurant on a Sunday after service and just make small talk

what is the word for relentless striving to build someone without even questioning its purpose or value. it feels uniquely American (pot. Japanese as well) seeing someone that is able to will utter insanity into existence yet not remain unable to defend their intentions outside of ‘bc i could’

‘never meet your heros or you’ll live to regret it’ shut up retard, mine raised me for 18 years and every interaction with him since has shown no diminishing returns in sight

is it not kinda funny that every single adhd symptom maps directly to amphetamine withdrawal

r/place site that has a bot pull top image of day and build slowly through day

text based game where your instructions are passed through a poisoned LLM and you have to get around it to solve

https://github.com/browser-use/browser-use

Primeagen- ‘there use to be a qualification of people- cool not cool. Now there is a quantification of people - 2k followers v 200 followers’ banger

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Hear me out, new CDO tranches AAA - ‘Next rounds on me’ obligation A - Debt to illegal bookies B - Doordash Financing C - Coachella Ticket Debt

scrape google reviews for power outage lol

oh you have only read no write perms? that’s cool, i can’t read i only post into the void

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no one got ‘burned out’ on apollo 11

alright that was a dumb way to put that, i need to revisit that thought lol

“the world is so divided these days” okay? have we ever not been? we’re just able to instantaneously bitch about it. A NYC lifer and a midwest breed should never align politically, socially. They are fundamentally different people. Why would we expect a fish and a bee to be friends

the emergence of self-diagnosis at scale probably has more to do with the deterioration of homogenous (cultural not racial) societies. we’ve removed - and sometimes celebrated - nonconformity and it has become romanticized by the younger gen’s as it finally allows them to finally feel, paradoxically(?), part of an ingroup. There is also a parallel here to LGB groups but I haven’t completed that thought yet

the probability that all mental illness is categorical/binary as opposed to continuous/spectrum is non-zero. the probability that you’re not hurting yourself by believing it is categorical is zero

“you’ve betrayed yourself, casting your feelings with words of the unserious and come to me now angered, unable to express the corruption of what you call thoughts”

for employee hiarchy what if we just represented it as a node (?) chart and let the user select on a node that’s one hot encoded to filter to those

new conspiracy theory, the fed is intentionally driving the male/female loneliness epidemic bc they can collect more in taxes if people aren’t filling jointly

should probably merge this with schizoposting.com soon

idk was that even the think graham bell said i think i was way off

hey watson come in here i have something to show you